we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
