Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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