You're so nebulous sometimes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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