Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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