He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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