My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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