That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
