birth control should be required to get into college
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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