we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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