are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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