I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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