do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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