I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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