(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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