i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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