Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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