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(734): View more from Michigan

I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me

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(760): View more from California

i don't like sucking hair

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex

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(614): View more from Ohio

i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free

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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.

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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.

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(408): View more from California

MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE

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(719): View more from Colorado

how does that bad decision feel?

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