"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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