If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
