Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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