it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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