The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Randomize
