I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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