Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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