Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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