3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You don't make any sense
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