Me too!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She told me I should be a condom model.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
