Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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