She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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