Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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