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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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