i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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