How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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