It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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