If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Sacagawea was the original milf.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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