dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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