Your dad touched me again.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
