I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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