Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
