Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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