the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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