Don't you send me to vm
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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