Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize