its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
