You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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