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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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