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(480): View more from Arizona

With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .

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(845): View more from New York

well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?

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(406): View more from Montana

I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

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You literally chaperoned my booty call.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?

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