We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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