haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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