How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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