You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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