3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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